Lyric discussion by steelblue71 

I receive the vague notion that this song is about jailbait. Which, of course, otherwise implies a man sleeping with a girl younger than 18. Young girl is known as jailbait as a bit of a slang term for the relationship.

The fact that he himself is referring to his little friend as jailbait as a term of endearment (we'll assume, considering the way he laughs his way joyfully through the chorus) is sort of the ultimate condescention and lack of respect, implying he is totally and completely using the teen (let's hope she's a teen).

Don't get me wrong. Aerosmith had their moments of musical greatness. This certainly is not one of them.

@steelblue71 Perhaps he's rejoicing over his success of obtaining legal guardianship of that 16 year old he wanted so bad...? Forget her name but the story is true.

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