He reuses the verse melody from the previous album's "Dirty Little Religion", the topics of the verses are all over the place, and he packs too many words into one line (goes to show...) and too few in another (it's pretty hard to find), and rhymes "Henley Regatta" with "Persona non grata", but gets away with it all as only he could.
Bell on door clang, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in aunt Bee's muff
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in aunt Bee's muff
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed
Lyrics submitted by justinjtp, edited by Mellow_Harsher, Bennyshambles, LHGL
Floyd the Barber Lyrics as written by Kurt Cobain
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There is still an amazing amount of hope and will in the lyrics; and the lyrics themselve rank and easy five. If only music was stronger it would be one of those great radio songs that you hear once a week 20 years after it was released. The imagery is almost tear-jerking ("City lights lay out before us", "Speeds so fast felt like I was drunk"), and the idea of starting from nothing and just driving and working and denigrating yourself for a chance at being just above poverty, then losing in the end is just painful and inspiring at the same time.
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As has been noted, Floyd the Barber is a reference to the Andy Griffith Show. The main characters of this show are all name checked in the lyrics: Floyd Lawson (Andy's neighbor and the town barber), Barney Fife (Andy's bumbling deputy), Opie (Andy's son), Aunt Bee (aunt and housekeeper), and Sheriff Andy Taylor (Griffith) himself. The setting is obviously Floyd's Barbershop on Mayberry's Main Street.
The song is a subversive and perverted fantasy/nightmare where the song's first person narrator goes into Floyd's Barbershop (first verse) for a shave and unexpectedly ends up getting sexually assaulted, tortured, and then murdered (second and third verses).
The lyrics to this song were featured in Cobain's published journals and are actually incorrect in spots on this site. The lyrics to the first and last choruses are "I was shaved" NOT "I'm ashamed". Also, from the third verse, the final line is supposed to read "I die smothered in Andy's butt," which is a pretty dark and hilarious way to go out.
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