It's time to start the show
We got it under control
You know our stats are gold
And we're ready to roll
Travel in pairs
Slinking down stairs
But there's something waiting for us

We make a plan of attack
We're fighting back to back
Gonna have to stack
A little slash-and-hack
They keep on dissing me
For low dexterity
Wait until they hear the chorus!

Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical
Hit!

And now it's wall to wall
Watching foes that fall
But it's time to pause
'Cause Mother Nature's calling
I'll be back in a second
And I'll continue the record
And they will still be waiting for us

And the pressure grows
To make a saving throw
To introduce our mood we turn the lights down low
My armor's exposed
I'm getting full of holes
I think I need another chorus!

Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

That ain't how we roll
Oh, no it ain't stolen
We on a roll
Hey, we on a roll and
That ain't how we roll
Oh, no it ain't stolen
We on a roll
Hey, we on a roll, and

Sooner or later the dice
Land on the table, you know
That's what fables are made of!

Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical

Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
This is a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Oh yeah!
It's a critical hit!
(My main man did double damage with it)
Everybody sing oh yeah!
It's a critical hit
It's a critical, critical


Lyrics submitted by MrDelirious, edited by pbandfluff

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  • +1
    General Comment

    It's not "I made 90 double damage with it" it's "My main man did double damage with it"

    It's most noticeable at the reprise around 1:50

    wasdmanon October 29, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Silly Pete and his treated vocals making it hard as crap to transcribe his songs. :P

    MrDeliriouson May 09, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Dungeons And Dragons Joke. simple

    KingOfShoeson June 02, 2009   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    have to say your right about the "my main man did double damage with it" I will have to keep this song ready to play during the game I'm in on Thursdays, I critical to often for my GM's liking and this will just rub it in.

    Kiro5505on July 21, 2010   Link
  • 0
    Lyric Correction

    "It's time to start the show. we got it under control. you know our stats are gold and we're ready to roll"

    "They keep on dissing me for low dexterity"

    "Oh, yeah, it's a critical hit (My main hand did double damage with it)"

    quilcirion September 08, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    main man, i meant. geez i need coffee....

    quilcirion September 08, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    Okay, changes made. Any further suggestions?

    MrDeliriouson October 03, 2010   Link
  • 0
    General Comment

    I'm pretty sure 'introduce a new eternal lifebound foe' is supposed to be 'to introduce our mood, we turn the lights down low'.

    kbeef2on August 01, 2011   Link

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