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My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin they took my
Outtie and made it an in turning Donnie into Marie Osmond
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a
Miniature hole gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when I wipe my ass I go from
Front to back cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now I show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird, but that's
OK with me cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladie's tee there's
Nothing finer than having a vagina
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina's got lots of extra skin they took my
Outtie and made it an in turning Donnie into Marie Osmond
Operation successful, but now I gotta pee through a
Miniature hole gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when I wipe my ass I go from
Front to back cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferens
I trade it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now I show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird, but that's
OK with me cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladie's tee there's
Nothing finer than having a vagina
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This song is about how NOFX hates trans women, because Fat Mike is a big smelly bag of dicks.
This band is lame as fuck lol