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The Dismemberment Plan – Gyroscope Lyrics 22 years ago
The chorus alone blew my mind and got me into the song. All D-Plan songs have fantastic lyrics in a great storytelling style, and this is just one of the many examples of that. These are the songs that should be in the Top Five.

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Linkin Park – One Step Closer Lyrics 22 years ago
"Shut up, shut up, shut up when I'm talking to you."

If this is considered genius, then the barking of a dog should be considered genius as well.

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Weezer – El Scorcho Lyrics 22 years ago
Johnny Grunge is one half of the tag team Public Enemy, who spent that time period in ECW. Just to confirm that for you.

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P.O.D. – Abortion Is Murder Lyrics 22 years ago
This is the single greatest song in the history of popular music.

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Weezer – El Scorcho Lyrics 22 years ago
This is probably my favorite lyrical work of Mr. Cuomo's. I just about lost control of my bladder when I heard the Green Day reference. ECW wrestlers get name-dropped, you get the Madame Butterfly references with good old Cio-Cio, and being a nerdy teenage guy I can relate to the theme of the song. Stand this up to "Dope Nose" and you see how far we've come.

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Lit – Stain Lyrics 22 years ago
This is a Nirvana cover, and therefore is inherently genius.

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P.O.D. – Youth Of The Nation Lyrics 22 years ago
My opening line "Every one of you deserves to be shot in the face at point blank range. This has got to be the single corniest song ever to get played on mainstream rock radio, and I say this without hyperbole. My rationale?

1.) It has a chorus of "we are, we are, the youth of the nation."

2.) It's sung by a CHILDREN'S CHOIR.

Now, I'm all for passion and positivity in music, but emotion alone doesn't mean it's good [see: Eyes, Bright]. Here's hoping P.O.D. dies in a school shooting while doing a benefit concert at a Catholic junior high.

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Weezer – Dope Nose Lyrics 22 years ago
Xox, keep your irrelevant spamming off of the site, please. Or at least PRETEND to say something about "Dope Nose" to justify it.

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Modest Mouse – Heart Cooks Brain Lyrics 22 years ago
Challenge: Show me another songwriter who can do a heart/burger metaphor and not sound like a complete idiot.

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Bright Eyes – Messenger Bird's Song Lyrics 22 years ago
I have to back I Am Not Amused. It's funny that everyone is willing to call him an idiot for insulting these lyrics, but not one of them can come up with a valid response to anything he said. At least Supriya here avoids that line of thinking, and I tip my hat in response. I would give my comments on the song here, but all you need to do is read I Am Not Amused's post, I mirror his thoughts.

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Weezer – Dope Nose Lyrics 22 years ago
Oh, Jesus Christ. The fact that this song currently has a rating of 4.8 scares me to no end. I am a huge Weezer fan, but this has got to be the single worst song the band has ever put on one of their albums. I was incredibly disappointed the first time I heard this song [on a taped Weezer concert] and was SHOCKED to hear it picked as the first single over more obvious choices like "Keep Fishin". Meaning? I'd throw the lyrics under "random crap to fill space", and not even very good random words at that. Geez. I yearn for the Blue Album.

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