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The Offspring – Hammerhead Lyrics 14 years ago
Yeah I Can Imagine

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The Offspring – Kristy, Are You Doing OK? Lyrics 14 years ago
Reminds me of Brittany Snow being upset that her dad had a heart attack. Offspring Rocks.

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Kings of Leon – Use Somebody Lyrics 14 years ago
Man, This Song sucks ass. BTW they should put Tool instead of Kings of D*ckwad on the f%$king radio for god's sake

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Tool – The Pot Lyrics 14 years ago
Reminds me of Hurricane Katrina

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Tool – The Pot Lyrics 14 years ago
Dude, Really?

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Meredith Brooks – Bitch Lyrics 14 years ago
This song doesn't remind me of My Auntie Rachelle
Thank God I'm not even into chick music. I Don't mind some but I Do mind celebrities like
Miley Cyrus and Hilary Duff.

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Meredith Brooks – Bitch Lyrics 14 years ago
Alright That's It!!!! IF YOU SAY ANOTHER WORD, I'LL BITCHSLAP YOU!!!

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Meredith Brooks – Wash My Hands Lyrics 14 years ago
Okay, Can someone tell me what the hell it's going on with the intro of this Song?

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Devo – I Need A Chick Lyrics 14 years ago
Taken from "Kenny's Rockpalast Concert"
(Noodles): Um.. We'd Like to do a Song called "I Need A Chick"
(Cartman): Oh, For God's Sake.

*Band Starts to play*
i need a chick to suck my d*ck
i need a dog to lick my hog
i need a cat to stroke my bat
i'm pukin and sh*tin' and dyin' of thirst
i ain't got no field to plow
there's no hole for my pole
i'd f*ck a mink stole
*Crowd Starts to Boo*

i need a woman who understands
there's nothing more spiritual
than dog style love
and when i find her
*Booing goes Louder*
i'm going to get down on my knees
*Starts Throwing Items*
i'm going to eat her
'cause she's the m-m-m-m-mooooooooooo
*Maynard Shocks Noodles*
(Cartman): YOU SUCK. Come on let's go rock out the concert
(Kenny): Good Point, dude.
*"742617000027" plays and Crowd Starts to Cheer*

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Devo – I Need A Chick Lyrics 14 years ago
Man that's what Peter gets for doing his lousy performance

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Tool – Eon Blue Apocalypse Lyrics 14 years ago
Man I Really Liked this song *Plays it on the Piano*

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Slipknot – Iowa Lyrics 14 years ago
Don't Look At Me.

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Weird Al Yankovic – Hooked On Polkas Lyrics 14 years ago
Like the segment "Owner of the Lonely Heart" which was originally by YES

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Slipknot – Before I Forget Lyrics 14 years ago
This song kicks ass. It's way better than that p**sy worthless Miley Cyrus who's got no f**kin' talent. Same with John Travolta.

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Slipknot – Before I Forget Lyrics 14 years ago
This song kicks ass. It's way better than that p**sy worthless Miley Cyrus who's got no f**kin' talent. Same with John Travolta.

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South Park – Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch Lyrics 14 years ago
What If I Made a song about Miley Cyrus being a fucking bitch to Brittany Snow?

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South Park – Fingerbang Lyrics 14 years ago
Um.. What fucking episode is that from?

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South Park – Cartman's Come Sail Away Lyrics 14 years ago
Man, This is a Cover of Styx's 1976 hit "Come Sail Away" from "The Grand Illusion"

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South Park – Kenny Goes To Hell Lyrics 14 years ago
METALLICA FUCKING RULES!!! I got their whole discography.

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Slipknot – Eeyore Lyrics 14 years ago
*During The South Park episode "Cartman Aid", Right After "Before I Forget" plays, Kenny wiped the sweat off puts on a Slipknot Mask for Corey Taylor*
Do You Want Something Heavier?
Do You Want Something Heavier?

*Kyle's Guitar gives a feed back*
Then My Friends, I Give You

Eeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

*Band starts to play* HEY

HEEEEEYYYYYYYY Meet the man that made me
Greet the can that I came from
Oh the fucking sacred heart of Jesus
Blew it in the back room
Feelin' like a real goon
Slam the fuck aside, man
I'm on - you're not

Get those motherfucking Hands in the Air.

I AM THE GREAT BIG MOUTH
I AM THE GREAT BIG MOUTH

BURN

Let me see you pump those fucking fists up high.

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

Good riddance - though I'm sad to say
I didn't get to kill you
Rhetoric - Better look both ways
I gotta get an arm through
Stain
What the fuck is up? Get the fuck away
Run if you want to
Innocent? You're a guilty conscience
Laugh last - break through
*Screams like Corey Taylor*

LET ME HEAR YOU SCREEAAAAMMMMM!!!!

I don't give a shit, bitch
I don't give a fuck, bitch
I don't understand, bitch
You don't matter
I don't give a shit, man
I don't give a fuck, man
I don't really care, man
I'm the super sized man

FUCK FUCK
YOU'RE FUCKED
HEY, I AM THE GREAT BIG MOUTH

*Cartman does a Drum solo for a bit*
*Sid Wilson Scratches*
(Dexter): TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

(Kenny): Good Fucking Night, England
*Band Leaves*

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Slipknot – Scissors Lyrics 14 years ago
Probably because He was getting a bit sick in the studio from the gross smell of shit. BTW he picked up the garbage can and puked it from there, dude.

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Slipknot – Scissors Lyrics 14 years ago
Um.. I Think He Did. But Listen Carefully

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Weird Al Yankovic – Fat Lyrics 14 years ago
What If Realms of Hell made a version of this song? *Video Starts in B&W*
*Brittany Takes a deep breath, then puts the hood up, walks up to the guys*
(Kenny): Yo, Dude. Where the fuck have you been, man?
(Eric): Yeah, Where Have You Been?
(Brittany): Well, you know. Around. Chilling Out
(Eric): Yo, you want some pizza? I got an extra slice
(Brittany): No thanks, really
(Kenny): Yo Eat this man. It's kinda good for ya.
(Brittany): I-I'm not really hungry right now.
(Kenny): Hey, man. What's wrong with ya? Are You Anorexic or something?
(Brittany): Well, for 5 fucking years you dick.
(Kenny): The Question is.. Are You Fat.. Or What?
(Brittany): No.. Are You? Because If you are then I guess that I'm not. So Beat it, punk.!!!

*Song starts Normally*

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Eminem – Lose Yourself Lyrics 14 years ago
Look. If You Had One Shot.. or One Oportunity to seize everything you've ever wanted. In One Moment. Would You Capture it. Or Just Let it slip. YO!

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Tool – Faaip de Oiad Lyrics 14 years ago
Reminds me of the Area 51 call way back on 9/11/1997

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Tool – Viginti Tres Lyrics 14 years ago
Man, what's with the song, dude?

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Tool – 4 Degrees Lyrics 14 years ago
*During a Realms of Hell of the "Sacrifice of the Ænima tour" the band started playing "Edward's Memory" for a bit*
This song is about the very f*cking bad things that I f*cking know which includes
George W. Bush
Barack Obama
The September 11 attack
and Basically Miley F*cking Cyrus who was being a sl*t

Because If you don't like her, then this song is for all you people who hates Miley most of the time. This song is called "Four Degrees"

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Tool – Vicarious Lyrics 14 years ago
Man this song kicks ass

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Tool – Intermission Lyrics 14 years ago
Um.. That's Actually an intermission from the album back in 1996 right extremely after "Hooker with a Penis"

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Tool – Mantra Lyrics 14 years ago
I Agree

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Tool – Intension Lyrics 14 years ago
Listen to your mother. Your father is right. Work hard stay in school. Listen to your father. Your mother is right.

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Tool – Lost Keys (Blame Hofmann) Lyrics 14 years ago
Man, This is Track 7 from "10,000 Days"

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U2 – With or Without You Lyrics 14 years ago
Man what I Gotta tell you is that this song reminds me of spending some time with my mom.

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U2 – Beat on the Brat (Ramones cover) Lyrics 14 years ago
Yeah, and Green Day on "The Outsider"
and Offspring on "I Wanna Be Sedated" which was on of my faaaaavvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeessssssssss! *bonks himself* yeeeeoooouuuucccchhh

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U2 – Magnificent Lyrics 14 years ago
Man, This song rocks!!!

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Guns N' Roses – Rocket Queen Lyrics 14 years ago
*Fan illegally records Axl on tape*
*Axl Fights him but security gaurds get him away from the fan*
WELL, THANKS TO THE LAME-ASS SECURITY I'M GOING HOME!!!

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 14 years ago
D'oh, That's My Intro

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 14 years ago
Well, Try a new intro, dude. I Did that one time for the Realms of Hell version of it.

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Tool – Schism Lyrics 14 years ago
I Like This song, though it is my favorite one from my Top 10 List which includes:
10. Ænema
9. Undertow
8. Parabol/Parabola
7. Schism
6. Eon Blue Apocalypse
5. Lateralus
4. Cesaro Summability (with a different intro)
3. The Patient
2. Disposition/Reflection
1. Triad

That's my uh.. Top 10 Songs by Tool From The Albums:
Undertow (1993)
Ænima (1996)
Lateralus (2001)

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Tool – Message to Harry Manback Lyrics 14 years ago
I Said Stay the Hell Away from my fucking Band you fucking dick

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Tool – Message to Harry Manback Lyrics 14 years ago
Hey, Harry Manback:
You Know something, that you're trying to be a fucking piece of shit. Ain't you?
Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people [out of] your house

I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those.

I [don't have the] courage
to kick your ass directly.
Don't have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.

You know you're gonna have another accident?
You know I'm involved with black magic?
Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.

And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise.

[Bang bang / Deep pain]

No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.

You Motherfucking son of a bitch
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.

By the way Stay the hell away from My Fucking Band, you dick.

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Tool – Faaip de Oiad Lyrics 14 years ago
Late at night? Man, You've must've gotten scared of that song, dude.

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Tool – Faaip de Oiad Lyrics 14 years ago
While I was Listening to this song, I was thinking "You Know What, Don't listen to it in the dark"

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Tool – (-) Ions Lyrics 14 years ago
That's You Getting Tripped out

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Tool – Disposition Lyrics 14 years ago
I Strongly Agree

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Tool – Lateralus Lyrics 14 years ago
Hold on a minute, ToolShed1997! Are You Talking About Miley Cyrus?
If You Are than I Agree with you. By The Way I LOVE THIS SONG *Puts it on Track 10*

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Tool – Lateralus Lyrics 14 years ago
This song is kickass.
Way better than that slut Miley and that Whore Paris.

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Tool – Cesaro Summability Lyrics 14 years ago
*Samples Brittany Snow Breathing*
That's What I Call an Intro

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Tool – Intolerance Lyrics 14 years ago
This song really fucking Rocks!!!
By the way it's Track 1 from "Undertow"

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Tool – Intolerance Lyrics 14 years ago
I Agree with voa11b

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