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I can't say that I love Jesus
That would be a hollow claim
He did make some observations
And I'm quoting them today
"Judge not lest ye be judged"
What a beautiful refrain
The studio audience disagrees
Have his limbs all gone astray?
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
"You are lost and disillusioned"
What an awful thing to say
I know this show doesn't flatter
It means nothing to me
I thought I might help them understand
What an ugly thing to see
"I am not an animal"
Subtitled under the screen
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
When I tried to tell my story
They cut me off to take a break
I sat silent five commercials
I had nothing left to say
The talk show host was index-carded
All organized and blank
The other guests were scared and hardened
What a sad parade
What a sad parade
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
That would be a hollow claim
He did make some observations
And I'm quoting them today
"Judge not lest ye be judged"
What a beautiful refrain
The studio audience disagrees
Have his limbs all gone astray?
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
"You are lost and disillusioned"
What an awful thing to say
I know this show doesn't flatter
It means nothing to me
I thought I might help them understand
What an ugly thing to see
"I am not an animal"
Subtitled under the screen
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
When I tried to tell my story
They cut me off to take a break
I sat silent five commercials
I had nothing left to say
The talk show host was index-carded
All organized and blank
The other guests were scared and hardened
What a sad parade
What a sad parade
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Call me a leper
Lyrics submitted by xpankfrisst
New Test Leper Lyrics as written by Peter Lawrence Buck William Thomas Berry
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
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I read somewhere that "Test" in the title is short for "Testament" — that is, the narrator (the dude who went on the talk show) was comparing his experiences to the description of the lepers in the New Testament. Makes sense in light of all the Bible references, but I'd been baffled about that for years! Speaking of which, line 4 should read "have his lambs all gone astray." (Cute mondegreen, though!) I'll try to remember to change that later; I need to get dressed & stuff as soon as I post this.
I read somewhere that this song was based on a true story, about the experiences of a dude who had AIDS (or at least, HIV infection) who went on a talk show. If my recollection is correct [no assumptions here!], does anybody have any idea what show it might have been? The album _New Adventures in Hi-Fi" came out in 1996; if the events described happened not long before that, it would have been a show that was on the air in the early-to-mid '90s. There are also a few clues in the lyrics, although (in the fine tradition of R.E.M. songs) they're mostly pretty vague:
So, any suggestions (or better yet, actual information)?