Lyric discussion by Shattering 

I hate people that assume just because it's an SOAD song it has a deeper meaning. Daron said it's about a celebrity baseball game he went to, hence all the celebrity names, Tony Danza, Frankie Avalon. It has no deep meaning, it's simply about Old School Hollywood Baseball.

@Shattering exactly man. I even saw it on an extra off a concert DVD for the tour. He said it's based on a game he was invited to by Jack Gilardi to take part in with these other washed up celebrities. He said that tony Danza was kind of an asshole and would actually do things like cut in line. Not all System songs have some deep political or spiritual meaning or are they all social commentary pieces. People are reading into this song way too much.

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