Lyric discussion by PanicKat 

Here is my idea of the "story" of this song! Oh, Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, means that the groom is nervous And I can't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words: "What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." a bridesmaid and a waiter are having a conversation about the pros and cons of a marriage I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in,

"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of... the chorus is the groom hearing the conversation, and because of the remark on his bride he is interrupting to say "If you are going to insult my soon to be wife then get a room and talk in private!"

Oh. Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh! Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast, So pour the champagne, pour the champagne the groom of the song is the part where the groom's alter ego is getting the best of him knowing that his bride is in fact a whore. Because of that he is trying to interrupt it with a toast I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. Again... its the same meaning as the first chorus line but he is saying that just again I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. Again... Sorry if my grammar isn't the best but this is what i believe the song means

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