Lyric discussion by eridanHope 

Honestly, It's really simple, when they say "Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor" It talks about a very worried (hence the pacing) groom, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" The groom walks in on the bride and another man, also explaining "the poor groom's bride is a whore" The paragraph starting with "Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved" is basically the groom being sarcastic and fighting with the bride. And finally, "No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality" is the groom trying to remind himself to remain cool, remain calm, and to not be stressed. This song is basically the story of a groom that walks in on the bride with another man.

um did you read the lyrics? "says a bridesmaid to a waiter" not the bride to her lover. think it through -.-

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