Lyric discussion by chaos99972 

An older guy getting it on with two young girls. Not hookers. He's trying to impress them with his life, all the while knowing he won't be able to sustain any kind of real relationship with them, and his friends are telling him so...

The Dan seriously rocks.

... and the next track on the album, Hey Nineteen, continues the theme as he admits the problem to himself.

Best short summary of this song.! Who knows maybe the narrator is married.

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