Lyric discussion by Endrance88 

our main hero yells out his second wish, to save the world from ziltoid.

convincing ziltoid that the earth has better coffee seemed like a faulty plan to our hero, so he goes to the source.

he is sent back onto earth, where he convinces the space program to lend him a ship that allows him to go into hyperdrive, once again.

Although he isn't alone, one of his great grandparents comes along for the ride, to ensure our main hero does not botch up the wish.

once our hero makes it to the planet where ziltoid lives, he rallys almost all the people of the planet who could possibly come. He attempts to fullfill his main plan: to convince the people of this planet to overthrow ziltoid and have sympathy on a Earth by proving its worth.

However, it turns out that the race of people are already angry at the earth, and demand that the Earth must be destroyed. Our main hero and his grandfather are persistent, though. The grandfather tries his own rally methods, through religion, desperately trying to convince the planet of what they believe. However, all their effort goes down hill, ziltoid knows why they are there, and the planet exposes the reason why the earth must die.

A giant equation appears on the screen behind our main hero. He is shocked, this is the equation that he created in his attempts to find the secrets of the universe. Our hero exclaims: These are only equations! this is only a problem! filled with doubt and demoralized, our hero realizes that his main nitch is not to save the world, for he was the world's doom.

he gives the signal that he is done with the wish, and is flung back into hell. where his family awaits him.

his wife exclaims: "OF COURSE HE FAILED!"

with the pressure on him, out of anger and desperation, he stands on a podium and exlcaims(after a long exposition of disgusting gestures at his family) that his main purpose in life, was to masturbate.

his family is disgusted at this, and disperse their separate ways into hell, only to disappear.

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