Lyric discussion by TourDeBabel 

Oh my God! people. Has any of you owned a siamese cat. This song is about... a siamese cat! Not much more. Those cats will never let go of their master. They are always by your side. It's unexplainable! And quite astonishing actually. They may hide from others and will only come out of hiding when their master shows up. They're almost an extension of the master. And, as a witness and even as the master, you often have the urge to just banish them: "be a hip cat, be a ship's cat, somewhere, anywhere!"

Plain f***ing simple.

Roger had two Siamese cats, this song is about those cats.

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