Lyric discussion by LifeInBinary 

Not sure if this was already said (sorry if it was), but someone said "she totally confused all the passing piranhas" meant she confused all the people she used to party with. I personally think the meaning is more literal, that the piranhas were confused because they couldn't tell if she was alive or dead. Whatever it means, it's an awesome song... but it being about a penis? Seriously, people, come on! That's just sad.

@LifeInBinary The likely scenario is that she was drunk and passed out, and pale enough to beg the question if she's alive or dead, but not pale enough for a person to be sure she's dead.

@LifeInBinary Perhaps...I remember hearing that song at work in the 1990's, (that wouldn't be allowed today), one of my male co-workers started singing along to it, but changed the words to, "She's drunk, she's drunk, she's drunk, I've got her in bed."

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