Lyric discussion by Summers74 

"The March of the Wooden Soldiers" is the name of a piece of classical music. It's a famous part from Tchaikovsky's "The Nutcracker." That's actually not the original name for it, but that's how it's become commonly known. If you heard "The March of the Wooden Soldiers" you would probably recognize it.

It's definitely not a reference to the Laurel and Hardy film. Come on, people... are you trying to make me laugh? You succeeded.

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