Lyric discussion by caitsith01 

Why does everyone think the conversation in the second verse is on the telephone?

It's very clear:

"A woman COMES TO my house once a week"

She's selling, amongst other things, phone plans, but she's there in person.

When you listen to the actual song, it sounds like she's "a woman calls my house" and the lyrics as transcribed here are wrong.

It's plainly "calls". There's even a snippet of the verse edited to sound like a phone conversation.

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