The Mighty Masturbator

Isn't complete - around 90 percent of the speech - certainly a carnival i8'd like to attend, LOL!!:

Isn't complete - around 90 percent of the speech - certainly a carnival i8'd like to attend, LOL!!:

See the four-faced boy... See the man with 17 testicles... See the child stand back and look into the infinite void... You... Young lad...Come forward... See the vagina-faced lady... Two for one... Indeed... I am your host, Ziltoid the Omniscient... Ladies and Gentlemen...

See the four-faced boy... See the man with 17 testicles... See the child stand back and look into the infinite void... You... Young lad...Come forward... See the vagina-faced lady... Two for one... Indeed... I am your host, Ziltoid the Omniscient... Ladies and Gentlemen...

My goal in this world is only to vacate the human mind... And twice now towards the sky, the men on the trampoline, the Flying Mangee Brothers, yes, flatulence, ladies and gentlemen free of charge. Remember your admission ticket to get one ...

Egads! Astounding! MY WORLDS!! Ladies and gentlemen, I now see my life's purpose:

I AM THE MIGHTY MASTURBATOR!!!

AMEN.