Lyric discussion by koolkitties 

I always thought it was "lengthily" monologue and living like a "dog".

@koolkitties It is. The lyrics are "I'm a lengthy monologue, I'm livin' like a dog". Most of the lyrics on the net are riddled with errors.

@koolkitties Funnily enough I always heard it as "Lincoln monologue", which would be unfair because Lincoln's Gettysburg address has just 271 words, compared with Edward Everett's oration on the same day that droned on for hours and hours

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