Lyric discussion by AllThatCouldHaveBeen 

I should have also mentioned that the final missing lyrics are "And raise the bar higher than my opinion of these women BELOW IT"

Postal worker- Post office worker Should of shit your pants- Sure did shit your pants terrible dial- terrible towel I faced her around- How things turn around Lowering the totem- Low on the totem Some are distorting my memory- Some are just stored in my memory Panelling, cussing- Panel and cussing He's scissor pinch a penny so hard- He says he'll pinch a penny so hard Like David Carridy- David Carradine Higher than my opinion of these women below it- Higher than my opinion of these women's been lowered

Those are all the mistakes and there corrections, that is an amazing song though. Cinderella man ain't half bad either.

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