Lyric discussion by atseabeach 

First time I read the lyrics to this song! Sometimes you never know "who" a song was written about, whether it was personal, or from a 3rd perspective.

"But I knew life before I left my nursery Left alone with big fat Fanny She was such a naughty nanny Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me"

This boy was was abused by his nanny, Fanny.

"Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)" He likes aggressive type of ladies. Child hood experiences effect your adult impulses.

"Oh, down beside your red firelight" A light he remembers from where he was taken as a child, A fancy red lamp, furnace or fireplace?

"Take me to them dirty ladies every time" ladies, not girls here? Again from childhood experiences.

"Now your mortgages and homes" Tough one... Who knows what this means? A message to the rich maybe? Or to his folks? maybe his folks hired the nanny to care for him because they were to busy, thus he was neglected by them.

"I've got stiffness in your bones" ?? Dark stuff. He is saying Screw you? or he is related in some way? Or maybe, New English rock n Roll money meets Old English Monarchy money.
This is definitely rage... coming out in Rock and Roll.

"Ain't no beauty queens in this locality" The hired help above? Or he came from the poor side of town?

"Get on your bikes and ride" His nanny rode a bike!?

Wrong!!! "Now I've got mortgages on homes, I got stiffness in my bones. Ain't no beauty queens at this locality." Now he's older and no longer a wealthy entertainer so the "beauty queen" gouupies are no longer chasing him.

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