Lyric discussion by chaoticdichotomy 

"I will bake phallic cake"?

I don't know. It doesn't realllly make sense to me either, but that's what it sounds like...

A phallic cake, as well as anything deemed "phallic," means it resembles a penis in some way. Phallic artwork, phallic treebranch, etc.

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