Lyric discussion by TemporaryLife 

"I will bake phallic cake"?

What?

What? You've never heard of a penis cake? They sell penis candy, penis everything, and I think it's meant as a before-sex thing.

I thought it was the before-sex thing as well, but it's actually a reference to The Beautiful South song I Love You (But You're Boring), from Welcome to the Beautiful South.

I've read before that Gareth is a massive fan of that band, so I'd guess that's what it is a reference to

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