Medicine Ball

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Oh my goodness, what have I done? Oh no, I can't believe it It's like I've got the whole world in my palm And I'm ready to drop it

Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca Rebecca It's the village in New York right next to the Tribeca It's my sector Homosexual dissector Come again, rewind selector I said nice rectum I had a visectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck you Hannibal Lecter In the guy sex and I bet you I tantalize you in less than five seconds, I get you They say once bitten and twice shy Well, I lie to the guy With nine ecstasy pills and five extra Boxes of ripped condoms And quantities, why, yessir I took the rest of them Lunesta Pills from my dresser It's my kind of vibe, what else should I try, Lester? Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester Perform a home abortion with Dexter Then I guess, I dig the fetus out with the wire hanging and digest her

I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

All my Westside bitches, throw it up Put a balloon inside your pussy, queef, and blow it up Man, I think that he just fell up the deep end sho' enough So you better change the station and keep them from throwing up Man, you've seen it all before You are too familiar with it There's a penis on floor And two balls so you know who did it You know you with it, girl Don't front, oh no, you didn't I won't rape all the Pussycat Dolls? Nicole you kidding? I'll pee on Rihanna See man I do what I wanna Spray perfume in the sauna room Crazy gluin' Madonna 'Til the La-Z Boy sofa fold her in two and sit on her Imagine the visual for that man Who would've thought I've Could be such a relentless prick? Unleashing his vengeance But the chick's so old she looks like she outlived a life sentence I never meant this Rhyme to be offensive If you weren't so defensive, it wouldn't be You're so sensitive

I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

Put Christopher Reeves on a unicycle with a kickstand Kick it up and push him and lead him right in the quicksand Here, you need a hand, big man? Grab hold of this branch with both hands But they don't understand I'm just a sick man Now everybody's pissed at me Like it's my faults His name rhymes with so many different words, geez So one last time, Mr. Christopher Reeves Won't you break it down for me? And just spit the verse, please

Eminem, I'm coming to kill you (sniff) I've always hated you and I still do You'll never fill my shoes My Superman costume (sniff) Doesn't even fit you They don't feel you You're taking this shit too far (sniff) Who do you think you are? Hang my suit up in the armiore Everyday I hate you more and more Throw down the cardboard Let's break dance if you think you're hardcore

I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? The world is just my medicine ball, you're all in

I said, I guess it's time for you to hate me again Let's begin, now hand me the pen How should I begin it and where does it all end? My medicine ball, you're in my medicine ball, friends

The world is mine