Lyric discussion by izzygingko 

The song is a story. It's about a little jewish girl who is walking home and sees the owner of the 99 cent store kiss the baby jesus. She has a nightmare about the statue growing and all the christians thinking it's the time for repenting or salvation for whatever. Then she wakes up and runs to the store buys the statue, puts it in her closet and waits for it to grow.

I doubt that Regina Spektor is trying to hate on the christians. If she is making fun of any group is religious extremists as a whole. People need to stop being so cynical about these sort of things.

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