Given what all I know about the english, I'd have to say that, obviously, David Bowie- back in 1969- hopped into the TARDIS with Patrick Troughton, travelled to the year 1995, and saved Tom Hanks from being assassinated by Meg Ryan who was actually being mind-controlled by some new Dalek superweapon.
Anyway, in thanks, Tom showed them the finished bits of Apollo 13, and Bowie was so impressed that he both made out with Tom, and wrote Space Oddity when the two went to get bananas from some mall or other. The Doctor told him that that would mess with all sorts of time causalities and such, but Bowie pointed out a record shop nearby, in which there were copies of Space Oddity, and The Doctor admitted that if it happened, Bowie should make sure that it still happens.
So, Bowie gets partway through the song and gets writer's block. He's got no idea what to write. The Doctor decides that something has to be done about that, or there's no way the timeline will be preserved, so he grabs Bowie and takes them five minutes into the future to find out how The Doctor fixes Bowie's writer's block.
Witnessing himself fixing Bowie's writer's block, he then takes Bowie one minute into the past, and does what he saw himself do. Bowie and The Doctor share a kiss, travel back to 1969, and Bowie releases the song and becomes a major star.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA haaa.... apart from the shrek comment, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. david Bowie made out with Tom Hanks?! HA HA! What a stupid theory!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA haaa.... apart from the shrek comment, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. david Bowie made out with Tom Hanks?! HA HA! What a stupid theory!
Given what all I know about the english, I'd have to say that, obviously, David Bowie- back in 1969- hopped into the TARDIS with Patrick Troughton, travelled to the year 1995, and saved Tom Hanks from being assassinated by Meg Ryan who was actually being mind-controlled by some new Dalek superweapon.
Anyway, in thanks, Tom showed them the finished bits of Apollo 13, and Bowie was so impressed that he both made out with Tom, and wrote Space Oddity when the two went to get bananas from some mall or other. The Doctor told him that that would mess with all sorts of time causalities and such, but Bowie pointed out a record shop nearby, in which there were copies of Space Oddity, and The Doctor admitted that if it happened, Bowie should make sure that it still happens.
So, Bowie gets partway through the song and gets writer's block. He's got no idea what to write. The Doctor decides that something has to be done about that, or there's no way the timeline will be preserved, so he grabs Bowie and takes them five minutes into the future to find out how The Doctor fixes Bowie's writer's block.
Witnessing himself fixing Bowie's writer's block, he then takes Bowie one minute into the past, and does what he saw himself do. Bowie and The Doctor share a kiss, travel back to 1969, and Bowie releases the song and becomes a major star.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA haaa.... apart from the shrek comment, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. david Bowie made out with Tom Hanks?! HA HA! What a stupid theory!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA haaa.... apart from the shrek comment, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. david Bowie made out with Tom Hanks?! HA HA! What a stupid theory!
@JudeccaGunner IT ALL MAKES SENSE
@JudeccaGunner IT ALL MAKES SENSE
@JudeccaGunner clearly.
@JudeccaGunner clearly.
@JudeccaGunner I applaud your imagination. XD
@JudeccaGunner I applaud your imagination. XD
@JudeccaGunner I'd watch this.
@JudeccaGunner I'd watch this.
@JudeccaGunner... Love this interpretation !
@JudeccaGunner... Love this interpretation !