Lyric discussion by gruney 

just to comment on the compass in his sleeve point - I think people are taking that a bit literally. I very much doubt it is a combined compass/watch. If you think about it a compass tells you what direction to go in, and a watch obviously tells you the time, so I think he is saying that when he looks at his watch it tells him it is time that he should be going home, but he doesn't, hence this is one of the "grounds for divorce" that he spending more and more time in the pub when he should be at home with his wife

You are a total dumbfuck. The "Grounds for Divorce" are not literal, and the narrator of the song could be single or wed for the song to work, his marital status has nothing to do with it.

Grounds for Divorce, as in the COCKTAIL! Did the line about The Aniseed Lounge mean nothing to you? Fucking wanker moron.

This song has NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH RELATIONSHIPS. It is not about a wife, a girlfriend. Someone whom he loves.

Woah, calm down. If it's a well known cocktail, I've never heard of it. Maybe they sell it in a bar in Manchester, but it's probably named after this song more than anything. He's working on it, as in, inventing it. You could say he's been working on it as in drinking it, but that's where our opinions differ I guess.

"The "Grounds for Divorce" are not literal" "it is not an in-depth song. It is literal"

Contradiction?

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