Lyric discussion by New York City... 

I can't stop listening to this song. The melody is so soothing, and the words really sink in.

This is my own theory: The genius in the story is sort of an oucast and a loner, and while he has a lot of potential to be great, he lives a mundane life because of his anti-social behavior -- "The genius next door was bussing tables Wiping clean the keptchup bottle labels Getting high and mumbling German fables"

While his peers are all having a good time at the enchanted lake, he's all by himself.

And so one night he gets sick of missing out on life that he goes to check out the lake alone. I don't think he kills himself in it, personally, but all your theories are quite possible. Although, I wouldn't be so quick to accept what DeeBabes said, as we have no real proof to know if Regina actually said that. ;)

And the line, "And the genius next door was sleeping Dreaming that the antidote is orgasm"....I think spending time in the lake made the genius realize he wasn't living, only existing, and perhaps the "orgasm" was not meant in a literal sense, but "orgasm" as in living life to the fullest.

Regina writes such amazing songs! They can be interpreted in countless ways.

"Some said the local lake had been enchanted Others said it must have been the weather The neighbors were trying to keep it quiet But I swear that I could hear the laughter So they joke, and they nicknamed it "the porridge" Cause over night that lake had turned as thick as butter"

Your theory gave me a thought, so I would like to add on to it. When she says "Cause over night that lake had turned as thick as butter," maybe thats means that a lake of problems arises as soon as the children become teenagers. It signifies that childhood leaves us so fast, almost overnight, and then bam--we're in the real world where it's not all fun and games.

These problems become thick overnight.

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