Lyric discussion by Chrispy Bear 

I don't wish to appear stupid but what does he mean by "A rabbit in a hat with a bat"???? Is this a common slang term for something in America that we don't have in England? I'm struggling with the idea that along with the dream-job, foxy girlfriend, classic car etc he wishes that he had a rabbit in a hat with a bat. And like, does that mean the rabbit is in possession of a baseball/ cricket bat or that it has to share it's hat lodgings with a bat of the flying mammal variety? Coz just about every bat in the world is a protected species and it's illegal to handle them at all. He would be in so much shit if he got caught keeping one as a pet. Let alone making in co-habit with a rabbit in a fucking hat! Has he got some sort of sick fetish for inter-species combat in small spaces? With this particular scenario being his ultimate fantasy death-match?! Surely this is not literal. What does it mean?!!!!

"bat" is a reference to bacardi, as in the bacardi bat. rabbit in a hat, a magic trick, refers to a prostitute or whore, someone who turns tricks.

so basically he wants a "ho" and some booze.

I don't think he meant hookers and booze. I think he just threw in some words that rhymed.

I hope he won't get hit with a bottle for talkin' such mess.

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