Lyric discussion by foreverdrone 

"realistic representation": exactly! such as Stephin Merritt's battle-ax, which I'd imagine he carries concealed at all times. plus it's a "brand-new" one, suggesting it's not the first one he's owned.

the song is almost certain to incite homicides, directly. we all know how consistently and shamelessly the songwriter engages in objectification of women. and the subject of whether or not women find stephin attractive: I'm absolutely positive this is never far from his thoughts.

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