Lyric discussion by JustFetus 

Awesome way to start off the album...

Not sure about the second stanza after the first "I'm bored to tears" chorus. Sounded like "singing a bum note" but that doesn't make sense to me.

The song gives me the vision of a guy always going to parties/get-togethers, leaning on a table with a cup in his hand, and being bored shitless. The conversations he has are boring, he's not listening to them, not laughing at any of the jokes. He keeps going to these parties so he can't get a decent meal. He's falling asleep, he's obviously not interested in going anywhere anymore but people keep telling him that being able to is "everything a man could want."

I think Jack here is the one inviting Brendan to the parties, telling him he'll be a loner if he doesn't go and promises him "something good to eat."

Don't know what the murmuring from the child in the beginning is about...

ahahhaha at this: "I think Jack here is the one inviting Brendan to the parties, telling him he'll be a loner if he doesn't go and promises him "something good to eat."

why jack?

really liked your interpretation, I love the party image, i used a similar party image in my comments.

HOWEVER...

it was actually written about how jack wanted to be a vampire as a child, and changed his mind when he got older... if you'd like to know the details, i have added them in a comment on the bottom of this page, also

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