Lyric discussion by contrary_mary 

''Living my life through the internet, as I do, I'm aware of a lot of people who behave like the female character in this song. It's about my annoyance at the type of person who paints his or herself as a lost soul, or a poet, and spends their time cultivating a faux air of feyness or vulnerability which is essentially a method of seduction. The narrator in this is the male character from 'The International Tweexcore Underground', getting his shit together and dumping his annoying, posh girlfriend. I know it's a stupidly long title, but it acts as a good test to see which people are morons, depending on whether they reference it as being 'Fall Out Boy-esque' or 'Ballboy or Ten Grand-esque'. I like doing spoken word bits because then I'm not even pretending I think I can sing.'' -gareth LC

@contrary_mary At the risk of exposing myself as a moron, what are the lyrics "We have to take the car coz the bike's on fire. We can't trust your friends coz they were born liars" about please?

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