Yeah, mostly everyone's corrections have been right:
It's decepticons (i don't even think deceptigons is anything... ) they were the autobots enemies so it makes perfect sense, no matter what he sounds like saying
I'm pretty sure it is winin' and dinin' because Brad and Andrew's mom was Julia Childs's assistant chef I read in an interview, and they all love to cook, so that makes sense. Although it does sound more like writin' in Dighton.
It's "May give the drummer some"... the drummer Andrew Barr's birthday is in may
Yeah, mostly everyone's corrections have been right: