Lyric discussion by TelevisionTellsUs 

I noticed a few mistakes here. "Mayor see no eyes" is actually "marciano eyes," as in marciano cherries. "The country fair's blue ribbon wonder his dinner," is "The county fair's blue ribbon winner is dinner." I'm not sure if the lyric "emmer-piercing" is correct. "Armor-piercing" seems to make more sense, but emmer IS a type of wheat sometimes used in animal feed. Also, the last lines of the last verse are supposed to read as follows, I believe. "Finer words for the finer birds taking notes. I dig a chick in pigtails, that's all, folks."

This song is genius.

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