Lyric discussion by Flashwc 

Anyone ever heard of agoraphobia?

"You can always find me here, having quite a time" never leaves the house

"Well, it's good to see you, I must go, I know I look a fright" Would make a lot of sense if he met this person outside his house...

"Anyway my eyes are not accustomed to this light. And my shoes are not accustomed to this hard concrete" I could understand the light for a junkie, but the shoes?

Seems like the guy never leaves his room - hotel room or otherwise. It seems like he really doesn't like the outside and even fears it (as he actually states he looks scared).

That's just my explanation as to why he never leaves the house.. it is actually about an isolated man. "The song is a blackly humorous account of a strange man's isolated lifestyle and how he passes the time alone - including counting the number of flower patterns on the wallpaper" So apparently it is literal.

@Flashwc 10/10 its a shut-in. It took me one listen as a kid. Im glad someone on here figured it out, its hardly a riddle.

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