Lyric discussion by tunes841 

cartmanspeedzone, you are too good man... i think i may elaborate on your apocalyptic summary of this song...

'Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June'

It was the 6th of the 6th, possible reference to supposed number of the Devil, and it is a dark day.

'I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck. And I'm about to put the hammer down."'

About to put the hammer down, or to pass jusdgement. So far it is a dark day on the 6th of the 6th and Jugement is being passed, widespread accross the most influential nation on earth.

Now, it is said that in the final days, the Anit Christ will appear, and he will attract a great many followers very rapidly. Before we know it, there are 85 trucks, and very soon a thousand. Rubber Duck has been sent forth to destroy all in his path on the dark day of the 6th of the 6th... ANTICHRIST!!

However, during this time of tribulation, people who realise that the apocolypse is approaching will turn to God and oppose this antichrist, and these are portrayed as Bears... theres even one in the sky! (Jesus). Soon there are a great number of them, and many fill the sky, (angels appear to fight the evil).

however rubber duck and his followers hold hostage a bunch of christians by a dynamite filled truck (note there are eleven, number of faithful disciples of Jesus). eventually the trucks bear down on the bears at one final bridge and say we aint gonna pay no toll, ie, we are not going to give our lives to God. They break through the bridge and go forth upon the nation (or the earth) and wreak havoc, as is told in the Bible, where upon the Devil reigns for a thousnad years...

and thus concludes my apocalyptic summary.

NOTE: For Goforth311 and everyone like him, i too am joking. any resemblances between this song and the apocalyse will be fairly coincidental lol, smile.

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