Lyric discussion by toadfrog 

What silliness. Billy Joel wrote the song, or else he's been kidding the record labels for about 30 years. Chantal Kreviazuk would have been exceedingly clever, considering it was released by Joel in 1977. He wrote it about his wife at the time, Elizabeth Weber, whom he married in 1973. The degree is a UCLA MBA, which she obtained early in the marriage prior to becoming his manager. "Can't be convicted" refers to the legal training she received during that period. The song is about one of those beautiful but very difficult people, and the man who feels he is the one who can bring out her good side.

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