I don't know what "weezerific:cutlery" was thinking when he typed this up but this isn't right at all, in anyway, and the beginning is a completely different song "Kielbasa" from the first album... Oh well, here's the correction just so you all can see it.
"This is a song called 'The History of Tenacious D' and it's not just a list of bullshit we've done in the past. It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devils plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, we've even stopped a moving train.
We've travelled through space and time my friends to rock this house again, ROCK!
We'll ride, we'll ride, we'll never subside, we'll ride till the planets collide.
And if you say that we do not ride I'll turn your fuckin' hide, RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold, but lest you think we're vain.
We know you're all robots and we don't care, Tenacious D, WE REIGN!
We reign supreme, well oh God, burrito supreme and a chicken supreme and a cutless supreme, supreme yeah.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Supreme.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Supreme.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Burrito supreme and a chicken supreme and a cutless supreme.
SUPREME!"
That turn your hide part is the only bit that I don't get because it doesn't make sense to me, but I could swear that's what he says.
I don't know what "weezerific:cutlery" was thinking when he typed this up but this isn't right at all, in anyway, and the beginning is a completely different song "Kielbasa" from the first album... Oh well, here's the correction just so you all can see it.
"This is a song called 'The History of Tenacious D' and it's not just a list of bullshit we've done in the past. It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!
We ride with kings on mighty steeds across the devils plain We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, NO!
We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, we've even stopped a moving train. We've travelled through space and time my friends to rock this house again, ROCK!
We'll ride, we'll ride, we'll never subside, we'll ride till the planets collide. And if you say that we do not ride I'll turn your fuckin' hide, RIDE!
Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold, but lest you think we're vain. We know you're all robots and we don't care, Tenacious D, WE REIGN!
We reign supreme, well oh God, burrito supreme and a chicken supreme and a cutless supreme, supreme yeah.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Supreme.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Supreme.
Go now Kyle 1, 2, 3.
Burrito supreme and a chicken supreme and a cutless supreme.
SUPREME!"
That turn your hide part is the only bit that I don't get because it doesn't make sense to me, but I could swear that's what he says.