Lyric discussion by JackR 

This is my new favorite Al song. I couldn't stop laughing the first time I heard it, and it still makes me chuckle.

'Cause you start out stealing songs and then you're robbing liquor stores And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car

It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

To me, that's the PERFECT summary of what the RIAA is. BS arguements to justify their actions, and completely BS actions against people who didn't do anything wrong.

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