Lyric discussion by mozza_fan 

It's true. Mozza wrote this song after rushing around London, desperately trying to get his hair done into its trademark quiff before a show. I don't know whether he found it in time but it's making fun of himself as much as of people who rely on an image for their effect. In his self-deprocating fashion, he almost implies that the only reason he is so powerful and successful is because of his looks and image (especially the quiff). I think the title refers to the hairdressers being so busy, that they're 'on fire'. It's followed immediately by busy clippers etc so I think it means that rather than any gay connotations. Apart from that its a wonderfully upbeat song, and a crushing blow to the small minded people who see Morrissey as serious and depressing.

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