Lyric discussion by quas 

I've always thought this song was satirizing corporate culture and the American lifestyle, and making a point of how they can suck the fun out of people.

The girl in the song is "changing her name from Kitty to Karen" (presumably because "Karen" is more conservative and professional-sounding) and trading in her European sports car for a white, American model with little character (but with cup holders for her morning commute!). Her life seems to be focused entirely on her career ("touring the facility and picking up slack", working long hours, dealing with red tape, and managing her finances).

Notice how her personality is never even mentioned in the song? The girl has "a mind like a diamond", "uninterrupted prosperity", jewelry, and shiny nails, but McCrea never mentions what she's like as a person. I think he's making the point that people tend to focus very heavily on others' monetary success, but they tend to forget things like, say...what they're actually like as people.

This song obviously relies very heavily on irony. It's pretty clear to me that he's using it to make a point; he doesn't actually want a girl who spends all her time working. Cake are known for their hatred of commercialism and corporate bloat, so it would be very out of character for them to idealize such a conservative and money-focused businessperson.

@quas I think you're drawing the wrong comparison - I think the comparison is between things that are traditionally considered sexy (great breasts) with things that are responsible and mature (great dividends). I think the joke is that what he finds sexy at this point in his life is a girl who has her crap together. I think its supposed to be a positive thing, not negative. A love song by somebody in their 30's rather than somebody in their 20's. That's the joke.

@quas " but McCrea never mentions what she's like as a person." He specifically mentions she's thorough, which is a personality trait. But generally yes, there's little to do with personality directly. You can however deduce things about her personality from her decisions. She "uses a machete to cut through red tape", which only certain personality types can do. She "knows what's best", not believes, knows. She traded in an MG which looks cool for one that has the largest trunk space in it's class*.

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