Lyric discussion by Cpt-Sensible 

Great stuff not very pro hippy hair we don't care about long hair. The Sex Pisotls say they hated hippy's. I love the version when he shouts "I can't even make porridge during the I'm a lazy sod etc. So great I sometimes say that for kicks.

It's not "I can't even make porridge"!! lol The real lyrics are right there - "I can't even be bothered!" Actually, it's funny because I used to think it was "I can't even make my bed!!" So, no offense intended, it's not always easy to understand all of Johnny's words, great though they may be. Also, I don't know if this is worth "sub-mission" to the site as a correction, but I'm almost %100 sure that they say "I'm a lazy 'SID'" instead of "sod" at least once - I believe it's when they come back into the 2nd and final chorus, the 2nd...

Yeah, it definitely sounds like "I'm a lazy Sid" where the 5th "sod" should be....

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