And I quote:
MESSAGE TO HARRY MANBACK
Hotsy Menshot from Green Jelly (a jokemetal
band in which Maynard debuted as
one of the Three Little Pigs explains:
“The voice on Message to Harry Manback
is my old friend Francesco, (from Rome,
Italy) who would come and live with me and
my old roommate Jerry, off and on. I kicked
him out after he stole some possessions
from Jerry, and he called that night on the
answering machine because he was afraid
of me, and couldn’t threaten me to my face.
He was 6’2” but only weighed 130 pounds
and looked like Ichabod Crane from Sleepy
Hollow. I could’ve broken him like a twig.
He called back again the next morning, and
that message was finally heard on Message
to Harry Manback II on Salival. Anyway,
everyone used to imitate it from my impression,
even though they have never heard it.
Years later, I found the tape and played it for
Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di
merda? Hm? You think you’re cool, right?
Hm? When you kicked out people [out
of] your house? I tell you this, one of three
Americans die of cancer, you know? Asshole.
You’re gonna be one of those.
I don’t have the courage to kick your ass
directly. Don’t have enough courage for
that, I could, you know. You know you’re
gonna have another accident? You know I’m
involved with black magic? Fuck you! Die.
Bastard!
You think you’re so cool, hm? Asshole. And
if I ever see your fucking face around, In
Europe or Italy, Well I’ll — That time I’m
gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you! Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise.
Deep pain... No one does what you did to
me. You wanna know something? Fuck you!
I want your balls smashed, eat shit! Bastard!
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. I hope
somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa,
pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un
aereo!
Son of a bitch, do you know you’re a
piece of shit?
** Piece of shit, son of a bitch.
*** Die, piece of shit, and go suck dicks on a
plane!
Maynard, who by this point, was my roommate.
Next thing I knew, a few edits, some
piano ... viola! ... “Harry Manback” is a joke
name from the famous comedian, Bill Hicks
(deceased)”
And I quote: MESSAGE TO HARRY MANBACK Hotsy Menshot from Green Jelly (a jokemetal band in which Maynard debuted as one of the Three Little Pigs explains: “The voice on Message to Harry Manback is my old friend Francesco, (from Rome, Italy) who would come and live with me and my old roommate Jerry, off and on. I kicked him out after he stole some possessions from Jerry, and he called that night on the answering machine because he was afraid of me, and couldn’t threaten me to my face. He was 6’2” but only weighed 130 pounds and looked like Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow. I could’ve broken him like a twig. He called back again the next morning, and that message was finally heard on Message to Harry Manback II on Salival. Anyway, everyone used to imitate it from my impression, even though they have never heard it. Years later, I found the tape and played it for Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda? Hm? You think you’re cool, right? Hm? When you kicked out people [out of] your house? I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer, you know? Asshole. You’re gonna be one of those. I don’t have the courage to kick your ass directly. Don’t have enough courage for that, I could, you know. You know you’re gonna have another accident? You know I’m involved with black magic? Fuck you! Die. Bastard! You think you’re so cool, hm? Asshole. And if I ever see your fucking face around, In Europe or Italy, Well I’ll — That time I’m gonna kick your ass. Fuck you! Fucking Americans, Yankee. You’re gonna die outta cancer, I promise. Deep pain... No one does what you did to me. You wanna know something? Fuck you! I want your balls smashed, eat shit! Bastard! Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. I hope somebody in your family dies soon. Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai a sucare cazzi su un aereo!
@Fortheloveof Thanks for the history of it. Funny merde.
@Fortheloveof Thanks for the history of it. Funny merde.