Lyric discussion by five_to_one 

Mike Piazza is a catcher for the New York Mets. New York papers suggested that he was gay, causing him to have a press conference announcing that he wasn't. His career batting average is .319, but I suppose it may have been .318 when the song was written. The pitcher is probably Sandy Koufax, one of the greatest southpaws of all time, who refused to pitch on Yum Kippur. The Giants would be the San Francisco Giants, the statue is probably the giant Willie Mays statue in front of SBC Park. Mays is regarded by many as the greatest living ballplayer.

Thank you for the answers about the baseball references. Is it possible that the song is about two people having an affair? They seem to spend borrowed time in hotels and wandering around town talking and enjoying what time they have together. Baseball seems to be something they share that they can talk about as well as a metaphor for life and repression. The fact that he addresses Miss Private makes me think that the song is about a man and a woman, and perhaps the suggested homosexuality of Mike Piazza at a time when it was not accepted is...

it's "Yom Kippur"-- not "Yum Kippur."

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