the night was dark
the seas were rough
the port lay straight ahead
the booze ran out
the men grew tired
and this is what they said:
"captain if you cannot find a place to set her down
then you'll be sleeping right along with this vessel in the ground"

well the jolly roger pulled through
and made it to the land
we disembarked
went into town with vengence in our hand
the children cried
the woman sight
the men just turn their heads
so with a smile we chated loud and this is what we said

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
cause we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free"

with nothing left for us to drink
the night was winding down
but still the girls kept swaggering
and still hanging around
oh! mister can you tell me where i can find a man
the only thing that you will find is the back side of my hand!

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free "



Lyrics submitted by black_cow_of_death

Track duration: 02:44


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    General Comment:yarr god bless pirates and their songs! well done!
    Flag bob3lbon May 10, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:actually pirates live by some very important rules and regulations. the most important of which are:

    ARTICLE 1: Every Man has a Vote in Affairs of the Moment; has equal title to the fresh Provisions, or Strong Liquors, at any Time seized, and use of them at Pleasure, unless a Scarcity make it necessary, for the good of all, to Vote a Retrenchment.

    ARTICLE 2: Every man shall obey civil command; the captain shall have one full share and a half in all prizes. the Quartermaster, Carpenter, Boatswain, and Gunner shall have one share and quarter.

    ARTICLE 3: If any man shall offer to run away, or keep any secret from the Company, he shall be marroon'd with one bottle of powder, one bottle of Water, one small Arm, and shot.

    ARTICLE 4: If any Man shall steal any Thing in the Company, or game, to the value of a piece of Eight, he shall be Marroon'd or shot.

    ARTICLE 5: If at any Time we should meet with another Marrooner (that is, Pirate) that man shall sign his Articles without Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.

    ARTICLE 6: That man that shall strike another, whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Moses's Law (that is 40 Stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.

    ARTICLE 7: That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoke Tobacco in the Hold, without cap to his Pipe, or carry a candle lighted without lantern, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.

    ARTICLE 8: That Man that shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.

    ARTICLE 9: If any man shall lose a joint in time of Engagement, he shall have 400 Pieces of Eight: if a limb, 800.

    ARTICLE 10: If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer Death.

    pirates are about as free as you can get, but, just like a democracy, there had to be rules in effect in order to maintain that freedom.
    Flag AirCav1stOfThe9thon January 20, 2006   Link
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    General Comment:oh yeh and mad caddies are fucking awesome...check out just one more by them its sweet
    Flag oz_van_fanon May 24, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:weird beard is fucking awesome. its represents the basic tenents of pirate life, which would be sailing, drinking, fighting and rooting...rinse and repeats. anyone who doesnt like pirates is a fucken moron...they dont give a fuck about shit like rules, regulations and societal niceties: they live the free life and do what they please. can any of you say the same?
    Flag oz_van_fanon May 24, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:yarrr. love his voice on this one, sounds much more badass than usual.
    Flag AirCav1stOfThe9thon March 08, 2005   Link
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    General Comment:i didn't like this song til i heard it live...AWESOME
    Flag BlackLungFeveron July 07, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:All-American Badass should be considered polka in my opinion. The tuba and accordion make it more polka, and they even refer to "polka" many times in the song. But enough of that, I like "Weird Beard" because it's unique. Very different from some of the boring, sing-songy anthems on the album, which make up for about half of the CD.
    Flag soy doobyon June 06, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:I love this song
    this would such a great song to drink too...just cause the lyrics are easy and its half about drinking and ya you know..its great. Maf caddies rule
    Flag Lola41on April 19, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:not a big fan of the whole pirate-core theme, but i suppose it could be worse. do people consider all-american badass to be a bit pirate-core? or is it considered more polka?
    Flag BlackLungFeveron March 28, 2003   Link
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    General Comment:PIrates great song by the caddies....Caddies rulez!!
    Flag Chadevilon September 29, 2002   Link

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