Lyrics for The Country Song as interpreted by Jellymould653

The Country Song Lyrics
Take off your pants, dad
Your penis is the biggest thing my butt ever had
'Cause I know it feels so good
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!

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walking-catastrophe
05-13-2002

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Wow, what a great song. I sing this all the time to myself & people give me these looks. LOL, no wonder.

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so_sorry_its_over
08-24-2002

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Heh heh I always sing the "Shut your fucking face uncle fucker" bit hehe

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EmoInMe
08-25-2002

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A girl made me download that song tonight, I hate it, that's stupid..

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bittersweet
08-25-2002

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yeah, this song is fucking lame.

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LLkooL-V-
03-21-2003

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its a really shit song not even a song

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Elenthin13
06-11-2003

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Heres to all those fucks who think this is anything besides a shit-lick for fun, w00t yah the rods up our asses have rods up there asses! all three of you, sit on a fat one. Well, do what you want, just dont do it to me

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poser_punk
07-01-2003

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Why thank you.

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Regos the Sane
05-25-2004

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This is from MTTS. There's a different version (they probably sing different words every time) on one of the singles (I think it's Josie).

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maddox
06-29-2004

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wah wah wah
gay gay gay
shut teh fuck up i am scik of hearinf your teeny bopper whinges
why dont you get a life retards

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juff
07-02-2004

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they've been playing this song since scott was in the band, the lyrics were:

Take off your pants sister
I'm gonna use my schlong to pop your 10-foot blister
Cause I know it feels so good
do de de de

Take off your pants cousin
I saw your nipples, you have a dozen
Cause I know they feel so good
do de de de

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beergoggles69
09-21-2004

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the do de de de bit is actually mark saying: "you filthy pig" in a redneck accent

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clairey
12-11-2004

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'Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!' is that from the South Park movie?

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mynameisducky
01-28-2005

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haha! This song is pretty awesome!

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punky_gurl
06-12-2005

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this song rules its gr8 on the mark tom and travis show when mark comes in with the bass i wos lyk wtf is this nd wen the tom started singin me nd me m8s were ne gud laffin

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KeasbyKnights
07-21-2005

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" wah wah wah
gay gay gay
shut teh fuck up i am scik of hearinf your teeny bopper whinges
why dont you get a life retards"

Says the person who named their account off an internet attention whore.

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theonetheycallnundy
02-25-2006

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GEEEEEEEZE im getting reli tired of losers who don't like blink 182 taking the mick just go and listen to your crap music and ill sit hear having fun with ppl who have respect

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lovesongs666
01-10-2007

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due, and I mean the fuckers saying this song is stupid: GET A FUCKING SINCE OF HUMOR! LAUGH AT STUPID SHIT! IT'S O-FUCKING-KAY! oh and maybe you should fuck a dog in the ass, or a pirate?

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egg1000
01-16-2007

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there is actually has a lot of meaning behind the few words that makes up this song. the son of the dad sounds like he has been abused as a child. he has had so much dick from his dad that he wishes to have more. the dad, being a horrible voilent father tells the kid to shut his fucking face. the dad likes to refer to the kid as "uncle fucker" because its his most wildest fantasy to fuk his uncle.

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AeroRose42
06-21-2007

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Omg egg1000.... thats amazing... its basically poetry. You should be a poet or some type of poetry analyzer

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