Ahoy scurvey's
Listen to this then

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya should've seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Hold on
Give it some bollocks

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Ahoy Jimmy

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do


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Friggin' in the Riggin' Lyrics as written by Stephen Philip Jones

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    What a song!!! I love it, well I think we all know what its about... teehee! My favourite part is : "The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper He stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper " after a few times of listening to it, I finally got what it meant and I was like :-O

    Charlotte-Molkoon September 22, 2002   Link
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    hee.. I was about to add this song.. :) I'm glad I checked first. Friggin great Sex Pistols song.

    Benji_Scumon September 27, 2002   Link
  • +1
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    this is just a cover. it's actually an old welsh rugby song

    InciTeon March 26, 2003   Link
  • +1
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    its so gross and so funny. Sex Pistols rox. SID LIVES....Johnny has the kewlest voice mmmmm

    PUNKieBrewster29on April 02, 2003   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    johnny didnt sing this, he had already left the band

    rockerdude614on April 17, 2004   Link
  • +1
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    how embarrasing, PUNKieBrewster29...

    mind you, I'm sure its just chance that glen sounds like jonny

    rakkaon May 27, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    This song is very fun! Sex Pistols are true punks along with Ramones and the Clash. Punk is an attitude. It's not about the clothes you wear although dressing punk is quite fun. It's about being yourself. Some "punks" act like total assholes to random people and that isn't the point.

    ripsweetadelineon July 02, 2004   Link
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    i was nine when i first heard this(when it was out originally),thanks to older brother.didn't really understand it 'till i was about 12,then i pissed myself laughing.quality tune.

    chineapple punxon October 08, 2004   Link
  • +1
    General Comment

    A Cover Song, About Masturbation.

    BanditBoyon February 15, 2005   Link
  • +1
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    I think the name, maybe, just gives it away. Was sang by Steve Jones.

    Whatsername1251on April 04, 2005   Link

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