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Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man
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And yes, the whole medley (and specially the trio Mustard-Pam-Bathroom Window) is simply perfect, rolls on without a single flaw.
anyways...ya, about her majesty following mean mr. mustard originally? that makes a lot of sense because of...
"Takes him down to look at the Queen"
that line never made sense to me until someone told me that her majesty was supposed to follow. makes sense, right?
I should have put a ? at the end of my last post. I don't think the Beatles would sing about hard drugs. That just kind of seemed a little apparent to me when I first heard it. But I think I'm wrong.