The Gaping Lotus Experience

Maynard, Maynard, Maynard

I had a friend once he took some acid,
Now he thinks he's a fire engine,
It's okay until he pisses on your lighter,
Kinda smells, kinda cool, kinda funny anyway.

Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan

I had a friend once he took some ecstacy,
Tried to marry me and everyone in the room,
He was sort of loving, kind of caring,
Kind of tried to fuck my lazy-boy,
It got a bit messy all over the curtains,
Armchair, throw pillows, covers, and carpet.

Getting bored and more,
Getting bored and more,
Getting bored and more.