Lyrics for Too Drunk to Fuck as interpreted by x_melancholy_x

Too Drunk to Fuck Lyrics
Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck

I like your stories
I like your gun
Shooting out cop tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk
To fuck
I'm sick, soft, gooey, and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
The only salvation is
I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fucking retainer
Put it in your purse

Too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It's all I need right now
Oh baby, I'm melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, oh

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hednirvana
05-12-2002

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Awesome song about a night out drinking.

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OceanOfChaos
05-15-2002

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I recently added this song to a mix CD I made titled, "Drunken Anthems".

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crappydrummer
06-03-2002

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i think you missed the point, the song is making fun of drunk people and basically calling them dumbasses

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teenagefuckup
06-08-2002

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yeah, crappydrummer hit the nail on the head. Its making fun of all those frat boys and people who get just drink to get fucked up. Alcohol sucks, DK rule.

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crick23
06-15-2002

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"The only salvation is I'll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
Put it in your purse "

this is the funniest fucking thing ever.


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dead_kennedys
06-21-2002

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yea you dohnt need alchol dumbasses

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mourninghasbroken
06-29-2002

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Yeah but some of us enjoy it... so leave them alone. It's thier choice, sort of it's your choice not to drink.

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StrayKattOi
07-01-2002

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hehe i dont need alchi to have fun.....yeah maybe its makin fun of those fuckheads who drink too much..but anyways......Great Song!

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bigdorkin
07-01-2002

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i need more beer

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thegothchick
07-19-2002

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i need some martinis mua hahahah! not reely i dont drink no more cuz im not supposed (under age) sniffle but neways yea its funny cuz of those dum fucks that get drunk (i dont think that made sense)

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Vicki
08-28-2002

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hmm to me it kinda sounds like the dead kennedys are reallt anti-redneck assholes...lol am i right??? it makes sense to me!

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battybat17
09-05-2002

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yes, very Vicki. Anti redneck assholes, dumbasses, and stupidity... To quote all those Hot Topic bumper stickers (yes, I know some of you hate Hot Topic, and no, I don't buy much there), "stupid people shouldn't breed" But that's beside the point. Anywho, gotta love DK.

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HopesUnknown
09-13-2002

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This song is awesome. And very silly. I can listen to it over and over.. and it will put a smile on my face everytime:)

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fuckyouall
03-04-2003

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WHOA! Vicki must be smart!

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MountainJew
03-06-2003

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She actually seems pleased that she figured that out herself...

"I'm not here to learn"

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MountainJew
03-06-2003

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Hmmm.. if she even has the album (GMCOGMD... AT of course) she mightve been able to figure out by the discretley named
"Night of the living rednecks"?

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MountainJew
03-06-2003

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hmmm to me it kinda sounds liek dead kenneyds dont reallt like preppie people, cause like OMG it really sounds like it to me, hehe :P i am so smart

Poor grammar and spelling included.

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Aneurysm1985
03-07-2003

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I love the way he says "I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight "

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MountainJew
03-08-2003

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by thegothchick on 07-19-2002 @ 01:07:43 PM
i need some martinis mua hahahah! not reely i dont drink no more cuz im not supposed (under age) sniffle but neways yea its funny cuz of those dum fucks that get drunk (i dont think that made sense)

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That's good for you, cause you just made yourself seem such a badass cause you drank when you wer underage, and the sniffle just increased the sympathy i felt for you. Get a life you fuckin boner.

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Star Sick
06-17-2003

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hahaha Mountain jew.. i love that

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SeXPiSToL
04-30-2004

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I love this tune! New Years Eve 2004 my girlfriend and I came home from a party at about 7AM and began to get down, but, despite our best efforts, neither of us could do a thing. So we're sitting there missionary trying to figure out what the hell is going on and I started singing "went to a party...danced all night......" we broke into song and laughed our asses off. Good times. Definately one of their best!

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shadowwiththeeyes
10-27-2004

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I like Mountain Jew. His disdain's endearing.

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owa
11-28-2004

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This, and Drinkin and Driving by Black Flag are the two best drinking anthems ever.

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shadowwiththeeyes
12-01-2004

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I think owa misunderstood the song.

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owa
12-08-2004

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Not at all, I think of both songs "Too Drunk to Fuck" and "Drinking and Driving" as songs mocking abusers of alcohol.

I find them both fun to listen to, they are drinking anthems, assuming you aren't a drunk.

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