Middle of the month
happenin' all over town
you know its got me reeling forward
got me fallin' to the ground.
There's a new mag on the market
it's the best around
all the guys are talking
it's the best they ever found
all the guys are talking
because they all want some.
It's got me reaching in my pocket
got me forkin' over cash
'cause there's something in the middle
and it's giving me a rash.
Every single month
it's the same old trash
there's a girl in the middle
with her finger in her gash
there's a boy there in the middle
with a ringer up her ass.
Penetration!
Middle of the month
happenin' all over town
you know its got me reeling forward
got me fallin' to the ground.
It's got me reaching in my pocket
got me forking over cash.
'cause there's something in the middle
and it's giving me a rash.
Penetration!
Penetration in the Centerfold!
Penetration!
Penetration in the Centerfold! (echo)
happenin' all over town
you know its got me reeling forward
got me fallin' to the ground.
There's a new mag on the market
it's the best around
all the guys are talking
it's the best they ever found
all the guys are talking
because they all want some.
It's got me reaching in my pocket
got me forkin' over cash
'cause there's something in the middle
and it's giving me a rash.
Every single month
it's the same old trash
there's a girl in the middle
with her finger in her gash
there's a boy there in the middle
with a ringer up her ass.
Penetration!
Middle of the month
happenin' all over town
you know its got me reeling forward
got me fallin' to the ground.
It's got me reaching in my pocket
got me forking over cash.
'cause there's something in the middle
and it's giving me a rash.
Penetration!
Penetration in the Centerfold!
Penetration!
Penetration in the Centerfold! (echo)
Lyrics submitted by weezerific:cutlery
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In addition to the above, they are saying that pornography is a deevolved thing when you obsess over it. They satire here is that those who do this have no sense of moderation at all. Then again, psychologists have theorized that the vast majority of people are genetically programmed to obsess over something.